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(904): i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps

93 Comments:

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November 4, 2009 9:15AM

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November 4, 2009 9:17AM

Anonymous said...

it most certainly WILL HELP!!!

November 4, 2009 9:18AM

Anonymous said...

She said give me 12 inches and make it hurt, so I fucked her twice and hit her in the head with a brick. Ohhhhh!!!

-DICEMAN

November 4, 2009 9:20AM

Anonymous said...

Blow me where the pampers is

November 4, 2009 9:22AM

Anonymous said...

9:20 you're the most retarded person I've seen on this sight

November 4, 2009 9:27AM

Anonymous said...

ha ha well said 9.27 was thinking the same thing!

November 4, 2009 9:32AM

Anonymous said...

Yes, well said you toolbags! Now go get your fucking shineboxes!

-DICEMAN

November 4, 2009 9:34AM

Anonymous said...

you're most likely fat as well. bummer

November 4, 2009 9:40AM

Anonymous said...

Add 'no gag reflex' and you just might find that job

November 4, 2009 9:40AM

Anonymous said...

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November 4, 2009 9:41AM

Anonymous said...

im a bar manager and if i read this on an application form i'd hire you in a second

November 4, 2009 9:42AM

Anonymous said...

add that you swallow AND take it up the ass during a job interview. That will get you hired

November 4, 2009 9:43AM

Anonymous said...

There's a reason they don't know who A.D Clay is. His time has PASSED. His shtick gets old fast.

November 4, 2009 9:47AM

Anonymous said...

I am calling fake. Not too many women with DD sized chest are 34 inches around - unless you've had major implants.

November 4, 2009 9:53AM

Anonymous said...

You wanna know how I got these scars?

-Joker

November 4, 2009 10:06AM

Anonymous said...

why don't you call the fuck out and stop bitching about fake. goddamn bitches always with the "oh this is fake I call fake" shit. STFU

November 4, 2009 10:08AM

Anonymous said...

9:40 your new nickname is "Little Boy Blue", as in Little Boy blew, he needed the money! Ohhhhh!

-DICEMAN

November 4, 2009 10:10AM

Anonymous said...

I'm so glad that this is the shit that happens in a post-feminist era when women should be hired for their talents, not their tits. What a shame.

November 4, 2009 10:17AM

Anonymous said...

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I laid them to rest
On some hooker's chest
And paddled her face with my cock.

November 4, 2009 10:21AM

Anonymous said...

I'm a 34 borderline double d (d and a half?) this is probably real, you don't have to be a porn star or have implants to have a bra size like that so I'm going to call not fake. Also, the person callig fake probably has small ass tits and boob envy. Don't worry there's always silicone

November 4, 2009 10:21AM

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November 4, 2009 10:22AM

Anonymous said...

10:17 what's wrong with making the best of what you were born with? It's not like she's advertising good head but bartenders are supposed to be hot.... As a feminist I see no problem with this.

November 4, 2009 10:23AM

Anonymous said...

10:23, who says bartenders have to be hot? And why do you have to have big tits to be hot?

November 4, 2009 10:26AM

Anonymous said...

10:26 They don't have to be, but it certainly helps to bring people in and helps to make the bartenders money in tips. Why do you think that they usually all wear pushing up bra's with low cut shirts.

~A male bar employee

November 4, 2009 10:29AM

Anonymous said...

Push-Up*

~10:29

November 4, 2009 10:30AM

Anonymous said...

I still think it's fake; and I have huge tits that I wish were smaller, so I know I don't have tit envy. All I'm saying is that it is out of proportion to have DD's and only be 34 inches around.

November 4, 2009 10:31AM

Anonymous said...

10:31 You will never hear a Male say that!

November 4, 2009 10:32AM

Anonymous said...

It's probably real. I'm a natural 34F size 6. Just because you haven't met me, doesn't mean I don't exist. This kind of thing runs in my family.

And bitch, don't brag, you're making us look bad.

November 4, 2009 10:37AM

Anonymous said...

Bitches show Charlie Murphy yo tittay's!!

I'm Rick James bitch!

November 4, 2009 10:39AM

Anonymous said...

I'm a 34DD. It's called having an hourglass figure.

November 4, 2009 10:52AM

Anonymous said...

10:31 may have huge tits but they are probably sloppy and id bet alot of money shes a fatty

November 4, 2009 11:02AM

Anonymous said...

10:31 this is definitely my bra size, don't hate. also, i want this person to tell me if this works. future career opportunities, heyyy

November 4, 2009 11:15AM

Anonymous said...

11:02 you clearly have no idea what the 34 means, ask your mom.

November 4, 2009 11:18AM

Anonymous said...

That only works if you're not morbidly obese, which is the most likely reason (in this country) to have 34DDs..

November 4, 2009 11:23AM

Anonymous said...

Jacksoville...enough said

November 4, 2009 11:23AM

Anonymous said...

11:02 whos says its a she XD hahahaha

November 4, 2009 11:27AM

Anonymous said...

9:53, you're full of shit.
I wear a 34 DD, and know plenty of girls with a similar bra size. Just because YOUR tits are small doesn't mean everyone's are.

November 4, 2009 11:30AM

Anonymous said...

Well I'm a 32 DD and I'm perfectly natural. Just because people who are smaller than you and have bigger boobs doesn't mean we're all fake.

November 4, 2009 11:42AM

Anonymous said...

1142 wanna hook up? haha

November 4, 2009 12:00PM

Anonymous said...

9:53 I'm a natural 28E people like you piss me off

November 4, 2009 12:09PM

Anonymous said...

Here's a fucking thought for you annoying bitches who keep saying this is fake.
COMPANIES WOULDN'T PRODUCE BRAS SIZE 34DD IF FOR SOME REASON IT WERE PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE.
This text is funny, I hope you get a job, because I'm 34B and I have boob envy.

November 4, 2009 12:11PM

Anonymous said...

To everyone who said she's a fatty, um, you must not know too much about bra sizes. The 34 part means she skinny.

November 4, 2009 12:32PM

Anonymous said...

i'm 6' 9", 230 lbs, and a 34 DDD. just because you haven't met me and my proportions are crazy inaccurate means i don't exist.

November 4, 2009 12:38PM

Anonymous said...

you can't exist

November 4, 2009 1:05PM

Anonymous said...

Um...being a guy bartender that has to work with only girls, it's not going to help if you're an idiot. The size of your tits isn't gonna help if you're slower than snail shit going uphill in making your drinks.

November 4, 2009 1:07PM

Anonymous said...

12:38: we're twins!

November 4, 2009 1:09PM

Anonymous said...

This isn't a fake, putting her boob size down will probably help. Shit, its how I got my bar job. I mean, I had to be good at serving too, but the main reason I got it was because I have big boobs.

November 4, 2009 1:13PM

Anonymous said...

I'm a 34DD. it's hard finding bras, and the ones at vikkis secret are f-ing flimsy as fuck. For the girl who says she's a 28F, ur an effing lie!! Unless ur a midget who kicks her titties when she walks lololol....hmm send a pic cuz that's got to be interesting

November 4, 2009 1:56PM

Anonymous said...

The only reason you get anything is BECAUSE you have big boobs

November 4, 2009 1:59PM

Anonymous said...

All the girls posting that they are 34DD and up. Pics or it didn't happen.

November 4, 2009 2:13PM

Anonymous said...

12:00 where are you?

and 2:13 where would you like me to send them?

November 4, 2009 2:17PM

Anonymous said...

I would totally fuck them 34DD's

November 4, 2009 2:39PM

Anonymous said...

That's actually a good idea lol

November 4, 2009 2:48PM

Anonymous said...

I wish I DIDNT have boobs

November 4, 2009 2:48PM

Anonymous said...

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November 4, 2009 2:49PM

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November 4, 2009 2:49PM

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November 4, 2009 2:49PM

Anonymous said...

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November 4, 2009 2:49PM

Anonymous said...

Look Shrek, no one cares. They're wastes on you.

November 4, 2009 3:00PM

Anonymous said...

I'm in Daytona Beach. First person to find me gets head.

November 4, 2009 3:01PM

Anonymous said...

2:17 - tlfn34dd at yahoo

November 4, 2009 3:37PM

Anonymous said...

the only reason to hire a girl as a bartender is to attract guys and get them to spend more money. I'd rather see a girl showcase her tits with no bra and a low cut top or a unbuttoned buttonn shirt. The tits don't have to be big, but the bitch needs to know how to show them off

November 4, 2009 4:03PM

Anonymous said...

My city!!! Haha what bar did hire you?

November 4, 2009 4:10PM

Anonymous said...

bravissimo. look it up. it's possible and not that ridiculous. basically, most people are uneducated about bra sizes.

November 4, 2009 4:14PM

Anonymous said...

These are ignorant ass people for saying that this chick has to be fat to be that big. I hover around 36H and 38H (depends on the cut of the bra) and j am not fat. It's called having an hour glass figure and it's all natural.
Y'all have no idea what you're talking about...

November 4, 2009 4:18PM

Anonymous said...

I'm a natural 38E with a 33 waist so anyone who says you've gotta be fat to be busty is dead wrong

November 4, 2009 4:27PM

Anonymous said...

fyi: this is why it's fake ... as a longtime bartender/bar manager/big tit owner... you should include a pic on your bar resume... ALWAYS... you're right you get your job by your assets in this industry but thats why you should put a pic on ur resume showing off what you got.....

November 4, 2009 5:09PM

Anonymous said...

helped for me!

November 4, 2009 5:19PM

Anonymous said...

oh and 9:53 i weigh 117 and have 34DD, no push up needed.

November 4, 2009 5:21PM

Anonymous said...

Jville has no class

November 4, 2009 5:29PM

Anonymous said...

Oh I get it! It's funny because a bar might be more inclined to hire a women who had larger than average breasts!

-Jeff

November 4, 2009 5:45PM

Anonymous said...

If I had a nickle..

-Bradon

November 4, 2009 6:23PM

Anonymous said...

Keepin it trashy jville!

November 4, 2009 6:32PM

Anonymous said...

All of you guys are only talking about boob size and all.
I would personaly hire a girl that has charisma and is pretty in general. Double D on a resume means nothing. The best is to include a picture or to go see the manager. That's how I got the job.

And anyway, from my experience, the girls who get tips are not necessarily the ones that have huge boobs, they're the ones that flirt with the clients, make them feel special.

,,, And it helps to have a russian accent haha

November 4, 2009 6:48PM

Anonymous said...

I have natural 34DDs and people always assume they're fake because I have such a small frame! I hate it.

November 4, 2009 7:13PM

Anonymous said...

six five one-seven six nine-seven nine eight zero
any girls wanting to prove themselves

November 4, 2009 7:36PM

Anonymous said...

U should just write big fake boobs as ur name then! More to the point.

November 4, 2009 9:13PM

Anonymous said...

yeah idk, boobs that big are probs fake

November 4, 2009 9:31PM

Anonymous said...

I'm also a 34DD naturally, I have a 26" waist, and 36" around the hips/butt. I'd also say include a photo, being cute will at least get you in the door most places :)

November 4, 2009 10:50PM

Anonymous said...

yesss love you. they're not fake Im SURE. I wish I could put it too

November 5, 2009 1:29AM

Anonymous said...

ur a cunt.. let real bartenders do the work.

November 5, 2009 4:30AM

Anonymous said...

lol. so many people tell me to put my bra size on my applications. does not amuse me. and no they probably aren't fake. mine are 30 E and they're not fake.

November 5, 2009 5:21AM

Anonymous said...

@ 5:21 -- post a picture or you are a lying turd

November 5, 2009 8:43AM

Anonymous said...

maybe if the OP would change her attitude she'd get hired

November 5, 2009 8:44AM

Anonymous said...

all these bitches that say that have huge boobs but aren't fat kill me. The fattest pib-bitches out there don't admit they are fat -- they say they have curves. Fucking bitches live in denial

November 5, 2009 8:46AM

Anonymous said...

send pics to...
651

November 5, 2009 11:51AM


Anonymous said...

7980

November 5, 2009 11:52AM

Anonymous said...

otherwise i dont believe you

November 5, 2009 11:52AM

Anonymous said...

34? you have no idea just how small a 34 is.

November 6, 2009 12:44PM

Anonymous said...

All u girls makin up boob sizes. Lol pics or it didnt happen.. Ate to ate for fyv fyv for six o six

November 9, 2009 11:06PM

Anonymous said...

34? that means she's a chubbster.

December 15, 2009 9:19AM

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