Gunt farmer grows gunts by the pound. Fathers around the world, grow huge gunts on your daughters and they will never be raped. It's the lo kind and loving thing to do.
Fail.. Sory dude.. This is such a stupid txt.. Wats wrong with tfln now.. I think it's mostly the ppl that post retarded crap.. And the one about insomiona.. Saw one similar on fml yesterday..
Oh I get it! It's funny because he really is dressed like a farmville farmer and made a reference to harvesting women like he would have to do with crops!
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Love.
Hahaha!
Ugh. Tfln gets dumber by the night.
agree with numba 3
Oh I get it! Its funny because he is going to have sex with girls in his town tonight.
-Jeff
IT RUBS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN
or else it gets the hose again.
Doctor Octopus says:
Go fuck a goat.
As the night grows older everybody will be high
Only in farmville, not in real life
10:13, What the fuck rock are you living under? Dumb asshole.
10:16, some people don't have Facebook. Or Farmville. That doesn't mean that they are an asshole. It just means that you are
Uh who's the fuckhead?
You wanna know how I got these scars?
-Joker
10:16 obviously not the kind of rock that has FB. CLEARLY the wrong kind of rock.
farmville sucks.
Anybody who plays Farmville is a ra-tard.
Jerseyyyyyyy
You're ladies tonight.
Farmville is for people who want to fuck a virtual goat in the ass.
Stay classy central jersey<3
You are the definition of a loser. Hang yourself.
11:04, I'm Asian. You dunt rike ush?
Bitches!!! Do not hate on FarmVille!! Don't hate it because you don't play it.....that's ignorant.
Oh! I love jersey sooooo much! :D
as a lady, i would never let anyone dressed like that harvest me.
What's the hardest part about eating vegetables??
Putting them back in the wheel chair when ur done!!
What's the hardest part about eating bald pussy??
Putting the diaper back on when ur done!!!
Yeaaa buddy!!!
I'm Dale, but you have to call me Dragon.
Doctor octopus <3
Can we stop saying "may or may not"? It's starting to sound as stale and dated as "epic"
I'm going to love you the way my uncle did. Except I won't go to court after.
What's farmville?
Being that your from the 732 area code that dosent surprise me, F'in Pineys
May or may not is the new "it is what it is". Just say what you're doing dillholes, geez
Jeff is a badass...
-One of Jeff's many fans
WTF does this even mean??? Worst tfln ever!
11.42 close but it's Brennan.
My zip code? Pride man.
You will be knee deep in muff and gunt by the end of the night, surely.
Gunt farmer grows gunts by the pound. Fathers around the world, grow huge gunts on your daughters and they will never be raped. It's the lo kind and loving thing to do.
Is it bad when your gf has to lift up her stomach just so she can get fucked??
No.
It's a good thing.
- Martha Stewart
732 hahaa
I doubt it.
Gunt pirate
I'll guess you're not.
Someone took a shit in the bath tub, not again!
Clean that shit right up, kaboom baby
732's are not pineys. they're central jersey. 609's are pineys. get it right, 11:51.
Golden shower in my ear itches fuck your dog is a bitch why dnt u suck me off from work today
Rjl
sure you are
good morning starshine, the earth says hello!
Suck my fucking ballsack you fucktard shit show cunt
what the fuck is a farmville?
1:40 whats that from?
Now I know why they call you Carrot Top. After watching your act, I too would like see you buried up to your forehead in dirt
YaaaaaaaHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I FUCKING HATE FARMVILLE AND ALL THAT IS ASSICIATED WITH IT, BUT THIS WAS FUCKING FUNNY
i totes thought about doing that...
1:51 willy wonka
Charles Rutherford thinks farmvills for pussys, he plays Crackville where he plotted murder, harvested marijauna, pimped hoes, and fuckin killed it!
2:28=FAIL
I play Farm Town. I like it. Haven't tried Farmville because it looked worse from the photos.
Funny text. Sad texter.
It puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose
haha that is funny i know who you are jason.
That's cool, but I wouldn't dress up as my farmville farmer.
2:50=FAIL
At least get the quote right when you're spamming
YaaaaaaaHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2:50 HUGE FAIL and also farmville texts aren't funny.
How the fuck is this funny. I may or may not be a millionaire tomorrow. I may or nay not shave my head tomorrow, big deal!
I'm gonna have to harvest some little sisters if y know what I mean
YaaaaaaaHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YaaaaaaaHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No I don't know what you mean 5:21, can you please explain?
Regards, David Schulberg
2:17 I hate you and your associates!!!
He means he's going to have have relations with other peoples' younger sisters.
-Peter Schulberg
This is the biggest loser of ALL TIME!!
Wow. Hes not gettin laid.
haha. i wouldn't fuck that tool bag.
Fail.. Sory dude.. This is such a stupid txt.. Wats wrong with tfln now.. I think it's mostly the ppl that post retarded crap.. And the one about insomiona.. Saw one similar on fml yesterday..
Doubtful
I think it's an awesome idea
Ok thanks dad. I didn't know you posted here as well! I thought I heard you tapping away in your bedroom :D.
Lovingly,
David Schulberg
Oh I get it! It's funny because he really is dressed like a farmville farmer and made a reference to harvesting women like he would have to do with crops!
-Jeff
How do you harvest ladies? Nourish them all season just for some other guy to fuck 'em?
Wait. Farmville is sexy? I didn't get that memo and I don't care if you found a lonely pink cow or an ugly duckling.
WOO HOO ! piscataway!! =]
THAT WAS MY COSTUME
i love this haha 732 <3
@12:21...totally agree
9:15 stop being a bitch. This is funny and tfln is funny your just a pusscake.
YaaaaaaaHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anytime son, it's what I'm here for. Say, that was a swell game of tennis you put up today wasn't it? Haha, one day you might actually beat me.
-Peter Schulberg
farmville is stupid but this text is funny
You deserve to be put to death for playing farmville
Everyone is texting about farmville...what is it?
732 is the pineys!
Bayville, Lacey area especially<3
but fuck Lacey, Bayville NJ is where it's attttt :D
i totally went as a farmville farmer too....female version however.
are you retarded 8.14pm?
732 is CENTRAL JERSEY. It's middlesex and ocean. thats no fucking forest. NORTH nj is pineys. gtfo.
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