TFLN: TXTS FRM LST NGHT Remember that text you shouldn't have sent last night? We do.
(281): what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?

46 Comments:

Anonymous said...

el toto mcgoto

October 21, 2009 1:12PM

Anonymous said...

No clue... I don't get it... (fail?!)
And second.

October 21, 2009 1:13PM

Anonymous said...

I Love You, Man FTW!

October 21, 2009 1:14PM

Anonymous said...

Toto= vagina mcgoto= ???
totes mcgoats in spanish would be in fact just "totes mcgoats" since its not a real name, but if you want to get fancy with it add "el" to the begining

October 21, 2009 1:28PM

Anonymous said...

1:28 is wrong. In spanish you pull your dick out and wiggle it around. However, that is like saying McGoats Totes. So to say it right you have to wrap your balls up over your cock before wiggling it around. It's tricky, but can be done with some practice. Before everyone starts screaming "that's not right, what are your sources?!" and all that BS, I'm an expert because I took a year or so of spanish in high school.

October 21, 2009 1:35PM

Anonymous said...

gooood ol' missouri city, TX

October 21, 2009 2:15PM

Anonymous said...

<3 this movie! Love totes mcgoats!

October 21, 2009 2:16PM

Anonymous said...

totes mcgoats is slang for totally. have you people seriously never heard this??

October 21, 2009 2:18PM

Anonymous said...

Don't even try to say that in Spanish unless you intend to get beaten up... pendejo!

October 21, 2009 2:24PM

Anonymous said...

...its not totes mcgotes...totes my goats is the correct quote.

October 21, 2009 2:44PM

Anonymous said...

one who says this is missouri city.. i live in houston and i use to have a 281area code. two my boyfriend says this all the time ha. loves it.

October 21, 2009 2:55PM

Anonymous said...

I'm from the 281 and I really hope this is someone I know!

October 21, 2009 2:59PM

Anonymous said...

Mcgotes del totes if totes is implying ownership over the mcgotes

October 21, 2009 3:06PM

Anonymous said...

3:06, totes does not own the mcgotes.

October 21, 2009 3:20PM

Anonymous said...

What is totes mcgoats in English why is it funny

October 21, 2009 3:24PM

Anonymous said...

@3:24 It's a quote from "I love you, Man"

October 21, 2009 3:26PM

Anonymous said...

it was around way before i love you man just fyi

October 21, 2009 3:45PM

Anonymous said...

I love you man is amazing. his Jack off station is so funny.

October 21, 2009 3:50PM

Anonymous said...

3:24 just to clarify seeing as nobody seems to have yet, it's not. it's not funny

October 21, 2009 4:21PM

Anonymous said...

1:35, ive been spanish my entire life and that explanation made as much sense as a screen door on a nuclear submarine

October 21, 2009 4:36PM

Anonymous said...

Totes my goats = se llevar mis chivos
Totes mcgoats = no translation

October 21, 2009 4:37PM

Anonymous said...

4:21 i agree, another dud selected for tfln

October 21, 2009 4:38PM

Anonymous said...

totalmente mi gente!

October 21, 2009 5:11PM

Anonymous said...

Pretty sure it translates to El Chupacabra

October 21, 2009 5:51PM

Anonymous said...

1:35 FTW!

October 21, 2009 6:03PM

Anonymous said...

Jobin

October 21, 2009 6:57PM

Anonymous said...

Dude 4:36, you've been Spanish your entire life??!? That's as crazy as a banana sandwich! I was German for a few years. Then I turned British, but got bored with that, so I switched to Australian. Then a few years back I switched it up to Irish, and have been satisfied with that so far. Of COURSE if you're Spanish you've been so for your entire life.

October 21, 2009 7:03PM

Anonymous said...

Lmfao 7:03 !!! Marry me please.

October 21, 2009 7:24PM

Anonymous said...

I'm a mix of French Spanish apache English Im one quarter each what I want to know is y does everyone feel necessary to tell every one u will never know who I am or if I'm lying about this further more these are mostly nationality's not races a race is like Latino Anglo saxon

October 21, 2009 7:37PM

Anonymous said...

I'm an Albino and it was my brother who tried to kill Robert Langdon in the Da Vinci Code...

What people don't realize is that the Da Vinci Code is based on a true story, just in an alternate universe...

@ 1:35 - I also wave my seiner at things

October 21, 2009 8:51PM

Anonymous said...

*weiner

October 21, 2009 8:51PM

Anonymous said...

Totines Cabrinez

October 21, 2009 8:58PM

Anonymous said...

7:03 is amazing!

October 21, 2009 9:15PM

Anonymous said...

Totes mcgoats is totally my thing!!! I seriously have copyrights with that

October 21, 2009 9:34PM

Anonymous said...

Who is McGoats and why is he dead? (tot in German is dead last time I checked)

October 21, 2009 9:38PM

Anonymous said...

hahahahahaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

October 21, 2009 9:48PM

Anonymous said...

I love you, Man actually has copyrights on that.

October 21, 2009 10:47PM

Anonymous said...

7:03-badass
this is my first time hearing of this phrase.
thanks tfln AGAIN for brightening my dirty phrases vocabulary<3

October 21, 2009 11:17PM

Anonymous said...

it's "totes magotes", 2:44. It was even listed on the damn billboards advertising the movie. Nice try, though.

October 22, 2009 2:48AM

Anonymous said...

PEOPLE, ITS TOTES MCGOTES. l2watchitwithsubtitles.

October 22, 2009 2:54AM

Anonymous said...

I love this shit

October 22, 2009 3:28AM

Anonymous said...

totes magotes is short for totally magotally. duh

October 22, 2009 7:21AM

Anonymous said...

totes magotes wasn't funny when paul rudd coined it, and it's not funny now.

October 22, 2009 2:27PM

Anonymous said...

how did this ever make it onto this site? someone needs to tell admin to get their head in the game, cuz they definitely dropped the ball on this one

October 23, 2009 9:18AM

Anonymous said...

Fuck off. Best movie ever.

October 24, 2009 3:31AM

Anonymous said...

Awesome

October 29, 2009 9:01AM

Post a Comment

 
E-mail Address:

* You must verify your email before your comment will appear. Click on the link we send you. You'll only have to do this once and we'll never spam you or sell your email.

Please enter your comments.
Please enter your e-mail address.
Please make your comment shorter.
Loading Submitting, please wait...

(HOW 2 SEND)
Send texts with the area code of the sender as the subject:
text@textsfromlastnight.com

By pressing 'Send' or submitting a text, you agree to all the terms and conditions.

Enter your area code:
Please enter your area code.
Enter your text:

Please enter your message.
Loading Submitting, please wait...

TFLN Store

(TWTR)
FROM LAST NIGHT
    follow me on Twitter