FUCK YOU ALL. If your gonna fucking stoop low enough to trash MJ on here you all need to go suck a fucking dick. Fuck you bitches. MJ was one of the best musicians/dancers/artists ever. He was cleared and found innocent so fuck all you assholes you need to go slit your wrists.
9:59 calm the fuck down buddy. Michael Jackson raped kids. Everybody know it. You probably are one of the people who wanted to give him a nobel peace prize or kill yourself because he died you stupid fuck. He died overdosing on a shitload of heavy meds. Get out of here shithead
Hahah emo fuck down below needs to chill eh? Nº one gives a fuck what u think :) MJ was a fucking headcase and he did OD on drugs dipfuck. Jesus u remind me of that chick that was screaming about how everyone should leaveeee brittnay aloneee!
Best entertainer of all time? What the fuck are you talking about. Michael Jackson isn't even close to that. There are hundreds of people more deserving
To soon??? Survey say.....NO
And to the dude that says MJ was the best entertainer ever and thats all that matters I wish he was still alive and you had kids and that creepy fuck asked your kids to stay over night at his ranch. We would soon see how much being the "best entertainer ever" really means to you.
MJ wasn't really found innocent... he settled out of court... and this is the best one in a long time... just sayin... i still think it's the cholesterol from all the little boy sperm he was eating that made his heart assplode...
Ya, it takes a small gate and an untraveled path to get to heaven. Whether Michael Jackson made it there or not, we should be careful ourselves. Since it is only by faith and not by works to make it into heaven, then we can make it there, and escape hell's grasp.
Surely it is GREAT that God kept the boy safe, but he doesn't think insults are GREAT. Respect is also earned by FIRST giving it. Give a little respect to God, to that boy and to Michael Jackson, evaluating ourselves first!
I've always wanted to believe MJ, but watch the interview from '03 where it's so easy for him to lie about obvious things, like saying he's only had plastic surgery twice, both on his nose, so he could hit high notes better...
I looooove Michael. If he molested children who knows. But he makes damn good music and who purposely let's their kids have a sleep over with any grown ass man. They were like "who cares let it happen, he has money."
I meant if he did do it or not I didn't mean to sound hella like a religious nut or a totally freaky mj fan. I just meant only his fate can reveal his actions. I'm hella stoned and I don't know if I'm making sense.
10:35... "You raped my little boy and stole his innocence, BUT you make great music and thats all that matters." I'm so sure. You, and people like you disgust me. And who gives a shit if the parents of these children let them spend the night, should the kids be punished for it? Does any child deserve to be molested? WTF kind of world is this where people would defend a child molester? And just because he wasn't proven guilty doesn't mean he was proven innocent. It just means he had enough money to buy himself out of trouble. Sick. People like that are sick. People that defend that are sick. Think if it was your son, your brother, your nephew, someone you loved that was abused by that man. Yeah he made some great music but that doesn't matter AT ALL when he also rapes children.
@ 3:16:
Being found 'not guilty' does NOT mean you were found innocent. It means that there was not enough evidence to prove 'beyond a reasonable doubt' that you're guilty. Basically, you had really good lawyers, who paid to keep out all the incriminating evidence.
If you really think this is inappropriate how about what he did to those poor kids? Which is more inappropriate? It's insane what you can get away with when you have tons of money...Careful who you defend in this world.
I'm the OP. My roommate sent this to me and I laughed so hard I fell out of bed. It was like 5 minutes after they found the boy. I submitted it a day or so later and it just now posted.
1035- that's all that matters??!! Really? So he was a great enertainer but fucking kids doesn't matter?! (but fucking kids - lol didn't even mean to make that statement!!). You're a fucking loser. Go fuck yourself.
Kay, people need to get a sense of humor. And yeah, so what if he wouldn't have gone to heaven, it's still fucking epic. My sis is a HUGE MJ fan and she cracked up when she read this.
I laughed so hard I was bawling. I couldn't stop laughing for ten minutes and every person I shared it with thought it was hilarious. I still giggle when I read it.
Yeah, it's awful but it is so damn funny! And so what if it isn't original, it's the first time I read it and I literally rolled in the floor I was laughing so hard.
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First bitches
AHHH.
Too fuckin' funny
aaaaaawesome text dude, hillarious :-)
Win.
Not Funny.
This made my day
4:39...not quite dumbass
These pretzels make me thirsty
-Crispy
fucking hilarious! this made me smile lol
Lmao
Was on Twitter last wk.
lol oh my god.
Oh so good. Haha Best text.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
why was 6 afraid of 7?
OMG this is hilarious!!
because 789!!!!
HAHAHAHAHHA
Yea nassau
haha ah its reassuring to know michael jackson pedophile jokes will still be possible post death
Ha, like Michael went to heaven.
Hahaha i don't care if it was on Twitter last weeek it's still hilarious.
Awesome, this is totally epic.
hahahahahahaha
AHAHAHHAH finally a hilarious text on here again
HAHAHAHAHAHA....
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHHAHAAAAHAHA
fuck you
Hahaha
Fuk u
1) how is this even funny?
2) do people ACTUALLY send this in a text? no.
He went to heaven because he had his sins bleached away... Oh nvm that was his skin... Haha
1. It's funny cause it's called humor. When you find some, you will laugh too.
2. does it really matter?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA so fucking funny. oh my god
What makes you think he's in heaven?
Yeah, Long Island!!
1) Funny cuz it's true, Michael was a child raping fuckstick!
2) ur a megadouche
5:01 doesn't know shit..that is damn funny!!!!
bahahahaha that was hilarious
To sets up fucked up world widenews made into a joke xD
-BTK
That would be delivery...
Awesome :)
I would say this made my day, but it is my 21st birthday, so it was pretty good to begin with.
also, good point on weather or not he went to heaven.
Offensiveness...the best base for humour.
That is awesome, I may text someone this right now.
THIS.
This is grade-A TFLN.
EPIC!
this is so messed up, but i couldn't help but laugh.
Lol that was too fuckin funny lol
Lmao
Hahaha. That. Is. Awesome.
Too bad the kid said on live tv that his parents did it for the show hahahah kid fail
Holy shit. Def top 10 epic tfln
Best ttfn in awhile..:)
Definitely Epic
that is the funniest thing I've ever heard
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA
That shit did look like a doggy bag tho
BahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahhHHHa
"RICHARD HEENE, SCIENCE DETECTIVE! RICHARD HEENE, SCIENCE DETECTIVE! RICHARD HEENE, SCIENCE DETECTIVE!"
If I hear his "theme song" one more time, I might consider suicide. Or atleast turning my volume off.
haha too soon you cold s ice
this is soooo fucking funny ...
buuuut, the same joke has been on every radio station this week.
fail attempt at originality, sorry.
heaven? i think not...
Lmao!!!!
LMFAO
Bless you...that is all
Loves.
Instant classic. Lmfaorofl
Funny bro
Finally something funny
Winner :)
thats fukkd up but at least hes in heaven
heaven? mjs still in limbo, watch southpark you tards
hahaha finally a good one!
Fantastic
Lol
Fuck u Michael jacksons tha shit u could su ck on my dick
654 is black
Tfln has been doin good today
This is very clever
Ha
The king of pop can suck a cock
I'm sure he has. Many small ones
This is from my cousin!
Ha ha! But that's assuming he made it to heaven!!!
F-in awsome, good call
This text ftw
Lmfao!!!!!!!!
Omfg lmfao
Wow bitch
this text is incredibly lame
why do you think it is lame?
Fucking awesome. Proud to be in the 516
Nassau county li son
Fuck this.
7:50, because it's unfunny.
i'm usually laughing at michael jackson jokes, but this one just isn't funny.
Phuck the poster of this MSG. His estate still has more money than you will ever make in your lifetime douche
6:55 wishes he was what he accuses 6:54 of being
This is in extremely bad taste.
ehh, too early for the pedophile jokes. Its only been a few months.
hahahahaha this is the funniest thing I have heard in a long time
you're my hero hahahaha
FUNNIEST TFLN EVER!!!!!!!!
"noooo, no that's ignorant"
8 11, I bet the poster will also never molest anywhere close to the amount of kids Michael did
6:55; Thanks for pointing out the obvious, douche.
I really, truly, doubt it 8:15
heaven? thats a stretch my friend haha
True genius in this man. Not a woman becaus women would probably bitch about it or something
Yeah 8:47 women suck. Hey look I'm a woman I can't drive for 15 minutes without hitting something and I bleed for 7 days but don't die
Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman
FUNNIEST TFLN YET (801)
Best texts ive seen in a while, i think they git new people on the staff down at tfln
AHAHAH
This ones good!
Now that is funny right there
Bout damn time we get some good tfln. I was losing faith.
Best tfln ever.
Wanna harass a real piece of shit? Text-bomb this pedophile ---> (nine seven two) seven four three seven six one two
This is the best one I read in a while. I actually did lol.
lmao
that was too good
Awesome!
Nassau County, I love you. xD
He's not in heaven!
Ur fucked up beyond belief
Hahahaha outstanding !
Ahh I miss ny!! Classic tfln!!!
Wait, why is god capitalized?
Seriously 9:41pm?
HAHAHAHAHAHA
That is awesome.
Lol I got this in a foward earlier today
AHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHA.
I love this! :]
FUCK YOU ALL. If your gonna fucking stoop low enough to trash MJ on here you all need to go suck a fucking dick. Fuck you bitches. MJ was one of the best musicians/dancers/artists ever. He was cleared and found innocent so fuck all you assholes you need to go slit your wrists.
RIP MJ
Wow. It was a fucking joke. It was funny. Go take a fucking Valium and sleep it off emo bitch.
Hahahahahahaha
9:59 calm the fuck down buddy. Michael Jackson raped kids. Everybody know it. You probably are one of the people who wanted to give him a nobel peace prize or kill yourself because he died you stupid fuck. He died overdosing on a shitload of heavy meds. Get out of here shithead
And MJ wasn't cleared. He paid off the family to get them to drop the charges and lawsuit.
Hahah emo fuck down below needs to chill eh? Nº one gives a fuck what u think :) MJ was a fucking headcase and he did OD on drugs dipfuck. Jesus u remind me of that chick that was screaming about how everyone should leaveeee brittnay aloneee!
I love this text. it's actually funny. way to go OP!
10:17 that chick that was screaming leave Britney alone is a dude. Just to let you know
oh my god that is fuckin hularious!!!
Ha!! I guess if you are the best musician you have an excuse to molest children. What an idiot. Hilarious tfln.
U can all shut the fuck up about michael. He's the best entertainer of all time. That's all that matters
Michael Jackson just wants to be a young white boy. Or just stick his half white half black dick in one
You think that fuckers in heaven??!?!?!! Nooooo
Best entertainer of all time? What the fuck are you talking about. Michael Jackson isn't even close to that. There are hundreds of people more deserving
There's no way in hell(no pun intended) that nutjob is in heaven
Hahahahahaha best shit ever
Ha ha ha this is funny shit!
Hell yeah man this is good shit ahahaha take out
Hahahahahh. Take out!!! Ha
This is awesome!!!
I named my penis Jesus. Jesus loves you deeply
To soon??? Survey say.....NO
And to the dude that says MJ was the best entertainer ever and thats all that matters I wish he was still alive and you had kids and that creepy fuck asked your kids to stay over night at his ranch. We would soon see how much being the "best entertainer ever" really means to you.
I wonder if MJ had his dick bleached too.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
So 9:59 did he pay you to shut up and defend hima after he fucked you along with some other 10'year olds? Or do you just wish that he had raped you?
omg funniest text i've ever read
That was a good 1
9:59 he paid off the kids that accused him dipshit
Highlarious!
Haha this made my day!!
9 59, if we trashing someone like mother Theresa, that might be considered stooping low. This, not so much.
ahahah agreed with 12:17.
And that was the funniest thing I've read today!
Ouch
If that's original and u didn't see it anywhere else... Ur pretty fuckin badass.
MJ wasn't really found innocent... he settled out of court... and this is the best one in a long time... just sayin... i still think it's the cholesterol from all the little boy sperm he was eating that made his heart assplode...
That may be the most funny one I've seen on here
Wow; original? I think NOT. man, I miss when tfln was literally "Texts From Last Night" not stupid shut people feel like posting.
thats messed up. RIP MJ <3
not funny. let him be. he was proven innocent fucker.
Ya, it takes a small gate and an untraveled path to get to heaven. Whether Michael Jackson made it there or not, we should be careful ourselves. Since it is only by faith and not by works to make it into heaven, then we can make it there, and escape hell's grasp.
Surely it is GREAT that God kept the boy safe, but he doesn't think insults are GREAT. Respect is also earned by FIRST giving it. Give a little respect to God, to that boy and to Michael Jackson, evaluating ourselves first!
eh, not that funny. mildly humorous at best.
I've always wanted to believe MJ, but watch the interview from '03 where it's so easy for him to lie about obvious things, like saying he's only had plastic surgery twice, both on his nose, so he could hit high notes better...
Funniest shit ever! Thanks for that :)
I looooove Michael. If he molested children who knows. But he makes damn good music and who purposely let's their kids have a sleep over with any grown ass man. They were like "who cares let it happen, he has money."
Only "God" knows the truth
But he's in hell?!
I meant if he did do it or not I didn't mean to sound hella like a religious nut or a totally freaky mj fan. I just meant only his fate can reveal his actions. I'm hella stoned and I don't know if I'm making sense.
Mj's music rules and he is entertaining
just because you're said to be "not guilty" doesn't mean that you're innocent
Funniest one I've ever read. Thanks.
He molested kids and made great music. Everyone has two sides to themselves
LMAO hahaha. that's great.
haha too soon
Oh I get it! French Class!
i think michael jackson turned gay because his brothers used him as their fuck toy
day made.
Epic post is epic.
With wit like that, u should drop out of college and join Colbert Nation.
Actually in America, if your found "not guilty" It does mean your innocent retard
@ 3:16 I think he might mean like OJ. He was found "not guilty" but we all know he was not innocent
It's just a joke 1:03....
the only thing with the michael jackson jokes now is that he can actually hear us
I doubt pedophiles go to heaven
10:35... "You raped my little boy and stole his innocence, BUT you make great music and thats all that matters." I'm so sure. You, and people like you disgust me. And who gives a shit if the parents of these children let them spend the night, should the kids be punished for it? Does any child deserve to be molested? WTF kind of world is this where people would defend a child molester? And just because he wasn't proven guilty doesn't mean he was proven innocent. It just means he had enough money to buy himself out of trouble. Sick. People like that are sick. People that defend that are sick. Think if it was your son, your brother, your nephew, someone you loved that was abused by that man. Yeah he made some great music but that doesn't matter AT ALL when he also rapes children.
hahahahahhaaaaaaaaa
@4:55
you're right. it doesn't matter.
@ 3:16:
Being found 'not guilty' does NOT mean you were found innocent. It means that there was not enough evidence to prove 'beyond a reasonable doubt' that you're guilty. Basically, you had really good lawyers, who paid to keep out all the incriminating evidence.
Lol
i love this!!!! ahaha
Ok this is fucking hularious
Epic fail. They did this joke at Gator Growl on FRIDAY!!!! Lacks originiality and timeliness.
Easy to judge!! U probably vote twice for Bush with your IQ?!
Bahaha! That's awesome!
Best one I have seen yet!
Funny!
Hahahahahahahahah just pee'd my self.
wow this is so unfunny it almost hurts.
oh and the boys he "molested" were just in it for the money. do some research.
1:03... Go to Hell...
that is really messed up...i love michael
best. text. ever
Seriously hilarious
So wrong yet sooooo hilarious. I'm gonna flagellate myself for laughing at this.
Fuck Michael funny shir
I think we should all let Michael Jackson rest in peace.
I think Michael Jackson molests children. Who else?
I totally bought the shirt of this
Oh my god, I am buying the shirt of this and giving it to my sister for Christmas. I can't stop laughing.
If you really think this is inappropriate how about what he did to those poor kids? Which is more inappropriate? It's insane what you can get away with when you have tons of money...Careful who you defend in this world.
Now THIS is funny, but lacking salt. Pretzels anyone?
Hahahaha wow
Don't you even start with those fucking preztels
Fucking awesome, 2 thumbs up
I'm the OP. My roommate sent this to me and I laughed so hard I fell out of bed. It was like 5 minutes after they found the boy. I submitted it a day or so later and it just now posted.
1035- that's all that matters??!! Really? So he was a great enertainer but fucking kids doesn't matter?! (but fucking kids - lol didn't even mean to make that statement!!). You're a fucking loser. Go fuck yourself.
This is a funny ass text!!!
...You think Michael Jaackson is gone to "heaven"?
lol. i got this text! and 516 ftw.
That is hilarious omg
Great one!
Too soon
Fucking funny as hell
Yes!
a
HAHHA, this text ftw
Yay I for this too
This was in my schools news paper today lol
To all the Haters. This was funny as hell. Go get a sense of humor!
this is fucking hilarious!!!!
Booh!
Why must you trampel on a mans grave? Have you no tact or sence of decorum?
Fuck Michael
I hope they make jokes ab u when you die asshole.. I have a ghost like swayze shirt that I don't wear anymore for this same reason.. I hate you
HAHA thats hilarious! totally just made my day!
This just made my fucking day. Not even shitting you.
Hey I don't think MJ molested children, but I think this text is the best tfln I have read. Find humor guys, it's what this site is for...
Haha nassau county ftw!!!
wow li made a funny
wow li made a funny
516 here too,, dude, you make me proud!!!!! :)
Best tfln ever I think. Fer sure.
Probably a dirty malu kerala garbage
That cracker didn't go to heaven. He's down in
Hell sucking off the children of the corn.
Hahahahaha best mj joke evar
That is fucking hilarious
Cock
Cock
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I have an enormous
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not funny at all.
What did people say to Michael Jackson at the beach
Get outta my son
this is taken off sickipedia. what a twat.
This Is pretty dick. BUT U JUST MADE MY DAY!
Fucking hilarious! This is now my 2nd fav joke about Wacko Jacko.
Did he gave salty pretzelz with the little boy too?
Haha lol pissed my pants
i can see how people would find this funny but i don't think it's funny at all. it's clever though.
Michael Jackson jokes will never get old, never ever!
Fucking brilliant.
50 year old meat and 5 year old buns
Michael Jackson isn't in heaven.
If Michael Jackson were ordering takeout, the kid would have to have been spelunking.
4:30 are u saying that Michael Jackson? Is in a cave?
TWI IS BETTaaaaaaR
Amazing.
I got this text the other day! lol
Lol I love it! How funny!
I'm waiting for Family Guy to use this! LOL!
Omg lol that's horrible
EPIC
Too soon.
Funny :) I belive he was innocent though
Then your an idiot he so friggin did it
Built ford tough...
-marlon brando
wow tht is the funniest 1 i have read yet
You know how Michael Jackson really died, he choked on a 6 year old weiner
By far the most hilarious one ever.
Lol great!!
Yea now michael Jackson has to do carryout
Diaper sniper defender----vvvvv----
Greatest text ever
5:01 your a bitch get a life
That is awesome!!!
10:40. Agreed
NICEeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
how is this from last night?
I just about cried while laughing when I read this.
Lol
Kay, people need to get a sense of humor. And yeah, so what if he wouldn't have gone to heaven, it's still fucking epic. My sis is a HUGE MJ fan and she cracked up when she read this.
I laughed so hard I was bawling. I couldn't stop laughing for ten minutes and every person I shared it with thought it was hilarious. I still giggle when I read it.
Yeah, it's awful but it is so damn funny! And so what if it isn't original, it's the first time I read it and I literally rolled in the floor I was laughing so hard.
Lol this is amazing
So Hilarious haha
That's osm
Yeah that doesn't work cuz he went to hell
Nice
THAT WAS BOBBBY ACKERMAN'S JOKE YOU FUCK MUFFN. he sent you that lmfaoooo
EPIC
hahaha, I actually got this text from someone that day
Best tfln ever!!!!
amazingg<3
That's some funny shit
Best tfln ever.
Cracked me the fuck up
Holy shit
As fucked
Up
As it is that shits hysterical!
Sooo funny
Epic
lmaolmaolmaolmao!
Lmao!!!
ROFLCOPTER
Lmfao ! That's the funniest thing i've read all day !
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