Twilight is not a love story nor a vampire novel. Vampires do not glitter and they are not overcontrolling douchebags. Love stories are not about woe-is-me bitches that fall in love with said "vampires" and run off into the sunset for a royally effed up life. Oh yeah it's not literature either. Literature makes you think and generally does not having misspellings and grammatical errors.
twilight is for fat emo chicks with unrealistic expectations of guys because of Edward Cullen, who actually looks like pasty goblin. these girls idolize a fictional character because he is exactly what their fat pathetic desperate asses will always want and never have. I'm a girl who hates twilight and its closeminded ugly fanbase.
Fuck the Twilight movie/book and all the other shitty sequels of it.
As for 10:06, I am truly hoping that was sarcasm.
For anyone who is a part of this strange, pathetic, "outcast", gothic-cult following, you make intelligent people detest our generation even more.
Wow thank god I thought I was the only one that thought twilight was the fucking worst movie fukin ever.... People actually live on this earth after all...
@2:57 I have never once had those expectations from men. I'm 23 and not 14, so i know that it is just a story... but i can't speak for all of the other girls.. its just fun to read these kinds of books sometimes.
And what the hell... how many people obsessed over Lord of the Rings... do we really want to get into a discussion about what is real?? ITS FICTION!
Ok here you go guys.. im not fat, im not ugly, and im not 12. I love the entire Twilight series.... like it was said before.. its fiction.. its not supposed to be real.. its a story and if you don't like it, thats your issue. Why slam us because we enjoy reading it FOR FUN! Get over yourselves. By the way... I have my tickets for the midnight showing and the glitter to go with it! have a great and wonderful day!!!
No, fuck YOU, 3:14 for buying into that "vampire" bullshit. Why don't you just go and piss on Bram Stoker's grave? All this Cullen adoration blah-blah BULLSHIT is just as disrespectful to the image this man invented. And if you've no idea who Bram Stoker is, go ask one of your myspace "friends".
I hate Twilight, because it gets so much publicity, for what? And also, it moved Harry Potter and The Half-Blood Prince back 8 months!! And the movie sucked.
Okay...I understand that some people don't like twilight and thats fine but honestly is there any need to insult the people who do like it? Like seriously guys. It's just a fucking opinion. And guess what! People are actually allowed to have them!
Anybody that even mentions Twilight and Stephanie Meyer in the same sentence as Shakespeare or other lierary geniuses, deserves to be shot in the fucking face. get educated you clowns
Is it really that big of a deal that everyone is cussing people out for it? I mean I thought we e're allowed to have opinions? And last time I checked an opinion is not a fact so why freak out when you don't agree with everyone
no vampire should sparkle.. take dracula.. hes dark scary and can kill u.. thts all it needs.. no sparkling creeper.. just a a scary guy with fangs in a castle
the hype for this movie was definitely out of order. i read all the books before i was aware of all the chaos it caused. they were cute. i wouldn't read them again mainly because they lack depth
Act-u-a-lllllllly I happen to LOVE twilight...
Don't get me wrong, I know it sounds weird, but it's true! Btw Edward doesn't need a reason to be amazing! He just is!
HAHAHAH animorphs guy ........hahahahaha
and yeah im a girl, and im fairly large, and ive been referred to as emo on occasion,
but if i had the chance i would smack edward cullen in the face with my fat hand for making such a stupid movie. twighlight is wasting theater screens.
At least the werewolf looks like a real wolf for the first time. The Harry Potter werewolf looked more like gollum to me. The New Moon wolves have hair and growl like they're supposed to.
Actually, i have to agree with 10:06. The movie twilight was actually not that bad. It's the hordes of stupid fan girls that flock to the movie that really annoys me.
Point number 1: twilight is for the people who like Fred.
Point number 2: twilight sucks
Point number 3: I'd only see a twilight movie if I was going to get my dick sucked every week for the rest of my life.
Point number 4: I still can't believe that UGA lost go LSU today
11:28, awesome.
11:30, awesomer, I fucking LOVED those books.
11:33, you fail at life, go stick your head in an oven.
This text is HILARIOUS and WINS, I was one of those people.
Twilight is so badly written it's frankly unbelievable. It sounds like it was written by a 14 year old girl trying to impress her online pedophile lover by using big words that she sadly doesn't know the meaning of. The paper I use to wipe my ass with is put to better use than the paper used to print that shit.
its a story about unhealthy obsession Bella doesnt love Edward she just wants him inside her bc she has the mentally of a 12 year old. Stupid shit ass series its ruining the vampire genre
Twylight is one of the worst movies ever I went with good friends and a syco bitch who really is syco she has 3 of 3 things that most cerial killers have she said twilight we agreed cause she's syco and it was a waist of my life that I will never get back
anmd the guy from that movie is abot as ugly as ,, eech
prepubescent litte girls may like him, but hes nothing id touch with a ten foot pole
yuck
give me a man, a real man. :)
Twilight has ruined vampires. Watch Buffy, vamps are soulless demons who kill. Now I have to live in a genereation where I'm expected to sparkle? F that shit
Loved the books, the movie sucked. As do the screaming little 10 year olds who think a guy with baby powder on his face is hot. He's so unattractive to me, I don't get what people see in this Robert character -_-
It's too bad that this site has been hijacked by 12 year olds that think Twilight is literature or worth reading. I guess this will be another site I'll never visit again.
Everyone needs to calm down. Everyone has an opinion and you not gonna change anyones mind on the web. So just take it easy. If you dont think its funny, dont laugh. Easy as that. Dont try to tell someone they are dumb cuz they think its funny.
Sure, Twilight is a classic love story. If by "classic love story" you mean abusive, manipulative and controlling relationship by a 100+ year-old man who has the emotional maturity of a 12-year-old, based on absolutely nothing except one character's good looks and another's smell (???) That definitely sounds like the kind of love story *I* want.
1:56, I COULD NOT have said it better myself. That dumb Meyer bitch probably should've spent more time learning the meanings of those words than learning evolution is a lie, or whatever other fables they teach at BYU.
Guys, I'm not taking sides here, but personally I like twilight! I'm not a 12 yr old fan girl, and I still like the story. Heck, so does my mom! Hahah. But seriously, people are entitled to their opinions and you shouldn't be so rude to each other.
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