(630): I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
(1-630): if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
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If she's that responsive to your stalking, I think she may have you beat in the creepiness department.
it's not gay. it's hilarious... well, the reply was, at least. the initial text was desperate and kinda sad.
creeper ftw
Kind of hoping that girl reads TFLN ...
that girl just wanted to up her friend count. she's probably already hidden your posts so they won't show up on her wall by now, too.
Go Cubs Go...and OP is just pathetic
Anonymous said...
EPIC FIRST! Y'all just got pwned.
August 14, 2009 10:08AM
Seriously grow up!
Too bad they lost...GO PHILLIES!!!
That response is HYSTERICAL!!! hahahahha
I do the same thing!
Wow I can't believe how fake this is.. Was she talking thru a microphone or what?!? Along with super hearing, can you fly and shoot lasers out your eyes???!!?
I have a friend who is like this. He meets girls, learns there first names, then searches til he finds them. It's really creepy.
Shopped!
this person is my hero
this is fucked on so many levels: 1st of all--A CUBS GAME?!?!?! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
another gay cubs fan... wrigley field = worlds largest gay bar
GO WHITE SOX!
u cubbie fucks are cursed to lose forever.
also: LOL @ 10:08. stupid, but funnier than creepy-mc-creepster text.
definitely done this.
found a guy working at disney world with only his name badge.
Only a Cubs fan.....
GO CARDS!
yes, lets start saying that everything is "gay" and not be meaning homosexual or call someone gay by association.
Bad night since you admitted to going to a Cubs game, you sorryass
ALBERT PUJOLS MOWS MY LAWN!
2:02, I don't think Pujols is going to trim your hairy snatch, sorry.
I LOVE YOU DUPAGE COUNTY.
Hahahahhaha, I swear to God I probably know you.
It sounds so very much like me except in male form. =)
O-m-effing-g. 1. CREEPY! 2. That was hilarious!! :D Especially the response.
Lets Go TIGERS!!
YOUR IN... hahah thats funny
11:05 ...I feel violated
The last time I went to a Cubs game (which is always entertaining, because if the cubs suck the people are still drunk and entertaining around you), the four girls behind me were loudly discussed what they were currently posting on their facebook. Had I wanted to, I probably could have added all 4 of them. But since they definitely weren't into girls, and they weren't my type anyway, I didn't bother.
Just saying it's not bs. Or not necessarily, anyway.
Whoooaaa....fecking creepy as hell.
the cardinals like it in their pujols.
thats fucking hilarious
GO RED SOX! fuckin creepy
Lmao, love the response...how is that even possible?
Homosexuals are gay!!
This proves cubs fans are as creepy as the cubs are bad in the playoffs. GO CARDS!!!!!!
This is hilarious! The response is beyond amazing.
baseball is gay
WTF its guys like this that are the reason i set my shit to private ALSO WHY I FREAKING HATE THE CUBS!
fuck the cubs.. drink beer don't throw it
don't even act like u have never done this at one point or another haha
thats fucked up.
8/14 - 10:13; let's date.
and i thought i was creepy...this adds a whole new level to the creepy scale lol
Creeeeeeeeeppperrrrr
epic.
11:30 that's just impressive
Amen
Creeeeeeper.
Done that!
Fuck Shitcago. The fans are huge pieces of shit and I think it's hysterical Da Bears gave up so much for whiney Cutler.
First off go Yankees. Second...I must give you mad props, you are a super ninja facebook stalker!
I'm ashamed to be from the same town as this guy
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