He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
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i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
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Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
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you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.