how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
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I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
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I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
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We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall