I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
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New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
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I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
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The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday