Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
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pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
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So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
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I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.