I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
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This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
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Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
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If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed