Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
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Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
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hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
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Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?