I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
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Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
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You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
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This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.