Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
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By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
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He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
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the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same