I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
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Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
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OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
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Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?