Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
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Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
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we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
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Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text