judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
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Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
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I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
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It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.