I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
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just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
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Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
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would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?