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If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.

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(416): If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay. http://tfl.nu/09z9

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I think about you every night.

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I'm sorry.

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(281): I think about you every night. (1-281): I'm sorry. http://tfl.nu/c1b1

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Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?

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(239): Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed? http://tfl.nu/9or7

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I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!

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(630): I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!! http://tfl.nu/du0v

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It's Friday. Sex?

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(909): It's Friday. Sex? http://tfl.nu/22he

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Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.

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(614): Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash. http://tfl.nu/fkwm

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yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?

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(212): yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT? http://tfl.nu/zjw1

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Hey, what are you up to?

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Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.

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Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.

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(831): Hey, what are you up to? (802): Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds. (802): Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard. http://tfl.nu/ope5

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Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?

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Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom

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(978): Why are you at a bar in Connecticut? (617): Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom http://tfl.nu/akoi

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I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.

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(330): I would have at least made out with you if you were showered. http://tfl.nu/yd8o

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i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now

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(845): i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now http://tfl.nu/aait

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I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.

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(207): I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid. http://tfl.nu/67sh

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Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?

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hahahahahahahahahahaha

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(949): Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth? (619): hahahahahahahahahahaha http://tfl.nu/hwol

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I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.

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(702): I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal. http://tfl.nu/8mte

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If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it

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(508): If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it http://tfl.nu/rn2p

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