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(919): View more from North Carolina

please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.

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(919): please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car. http://tfl.nu/gqa0

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(612): View more from Minnesota

i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale

(401): View more from Rhode Island

at least we're not in new jersey

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(612): i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale (401): at least we're not in new jersey http://tfl.nu/f78q

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.

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(202): remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER. http://tfl.nu/2j9f

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.

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(617): whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker. http://tfl.nu/hnpp

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(314): View more from Missouri

he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex

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(314): he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex http://tfl.nu/lecw

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(425): View more from Washington

Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars.

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(425): Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars. http://tfl.nu/v0mr

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(310): View more from California

first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona

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(310): first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona http://tfl.nu/f4h4

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(248): View more from Michigan

well I can't set my house on fire every night

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(248): well I can't set my house on fire every night http://tfl.nu/iwc7

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(714): View more from California

Letd wlk him

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Lrtd walek hime

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Lets wlk home,,,ther we go

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(714): Letd wlk him (714): Lrtd walek hime (714): Lets wlk home,,,ther we go http://tfl.nu/cege

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(310): View more from California

Where are you???

(210): View more from Texas

With some dude on the way to his house to blaze

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You went back to a stranger's house????

(210): View more from Texas

He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.

(310): View more from California

I love LA.

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(310): Where are you??? (210): With some dude on the way to his house to blaze (310): You went back to a stranger's house???? (210): He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc. (310): I love LA. http://tfl.nu/3r8e

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(303): View more from Colorado

The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.

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(303): The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period. http://tfl.nu/nrl7

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(404): View more from Georgia

Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.

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(404): Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are. http://tfl.nu/hb6o

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(614): View more from Ohio

She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?

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(614): She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward? http://tfl.nu/41t8

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(913): View more from Kansas

omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand

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(913): omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand http://tfl.nu/y2lh

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(540): View more from Virginia

new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.

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(540): new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours. http://tfl.nu/tvzk

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