Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
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finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
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So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.