You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
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It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
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There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...