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David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?

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Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian

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(616): David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview? (773): Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian http://tfl.nu/r8u6

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So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.

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(561): So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon. http://tfl.nu/ni4o

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Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick

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(585): Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick http://tfl.nu/4ktv

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(360): View more from Washington

we are all sexual creatures

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yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.

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(360): we are all sexual creatures (951): yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any. http://tfl.nu/bk7c

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Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.

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(210): Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl. http://tfl.nu/ha6v

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I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?

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(614): I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place? http://tfl.nu/g0k2

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He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?

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A better fuck for starters.

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(610): He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him? (484): A better fuck for starters. http://tfl.nu/qmis

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Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen

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(614): Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen http://tfl.nu/x16d

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My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.

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(505): My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut. http://tfl.nu/nzlu

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i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"

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(248): i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards" http://tfl.nu/4vzr

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maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..

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(713): maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all.. http://tfl.nu/ph0g

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Booty call?

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Dude you don't even follow my twitter

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(323): Booty call? (310): Dude you don't even follow my twitter http://tfl.nu/5q8u

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yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.

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(+61): yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status. http://tfl.nu/4c5v

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she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?

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(406): she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again? http://tfl.nu/5xp9

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Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.

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(203): Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle. http://tfl.nu/zfv7

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