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Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window

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(602): Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window http://tfl.nu/pu84

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this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way

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(847): this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way http://tfl.nu/rl6u

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(706): View more from Georgia

Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.

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Well thats $24,000 well spent.

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(706): Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me. (1-706): Well thats $24,000 well spent. http://tfl.nu/bc5q

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(502): View more from Kentucky

I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?

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Welcome to every minute of my life.

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(502): I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad? (1-502): Welcome to every minute of my life. http://tfl.nu/dbgu

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(806): View more from Texas

Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.

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(806): Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY. http://tfl.nu/w16e

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(804): View more from Virginia

the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight

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i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed

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(804): the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight (1-804): i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed http://tfl.nu/tivd

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(203): View more from Connecticut

It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.

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(203): It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag. http://tfl.nu/0795

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra

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(717): im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra http://tfl.nu/5ubo

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(917): View more from New York City

i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab

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(917): i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab http://tfl.nu/gssq

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(573): View more from Missouri

she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight

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(573): she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight http://tfl.nu/znt4

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I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.

(917): View more from New York City

why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.

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(914): I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head. (917): why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn. http://tfl.nu/7i64

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(541): View more from Oregon

Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.

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(541): Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour. http://tfl.nu/t7z3

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(571): View more from Virginia

so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare

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(571): so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare http://tfl.nu/r7bv

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I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."

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(661): I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry." http://tfl.nu/yxdf

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(510): View more from California

watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up

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(510): watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up http://tfl.nu/2tfb

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