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(980): View more from North Carolina

How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.

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(980): How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv. http://tfl.nu/1i2g

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(434): View more from Virginia

Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.

(951): View more from California

sound pretty economical

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(434): Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood. (951): sound pretty economical http://tfl.nu/xtyc

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I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha

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(702): I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha http://tfl.nu/eax7

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(330): View more from Ohio

i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.

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(330): i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow. http://tfl.nu/ez44

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(703): View more from Virginia

I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar

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(703): I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar http://tfl.nu/9wq5

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(407): View more from Florida

At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!

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(407): At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"! http://tfl.nu/ehkr

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(904): View more from Florida

I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool

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(904): I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool http://tfl.nu/7zbx

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(650): View more from California

I feel great

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I just peed on a car

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(650): I feel great (650): I just peed on a car http://tfl.nu/eq9k

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(313): View more from Michigan

I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.

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(313): I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan. http://tfl.nu/kp2g

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(778): View more from British Columbia

i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.

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(778): i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome. http://tfl.nu/42ph

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(480): View more from Arizona

...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.

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(480): ...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can. http://tfl.nu/7kew

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(734): View more from Michigan

I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.

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(734): I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage. http://tfl.nu/zca3

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(804): View more from Virginia

they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house

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(804): they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house http://tfl.nu/am3o

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(845): View more from New York

i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7

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id pin you as more of an 8

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(845): i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7 (1-845): id pin you as more of an 8 http://tfl.nu/ua5n

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I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.

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(847): I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public. http://tfl.nu/kcoy

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