For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
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If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
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Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
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Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.