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she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"

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(780): she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!" http://tfl.nu/mre5

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(805): View more from California

im having a threesome with these popsicles

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(805): im having a threesome with these popsicles http://tfl.nu/tuy7

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Im so hungover

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Come over i have rolls

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Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?

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(201): Im so hungover (248): Come over i have rolls (201): Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls? http://tfl.nu/4en6

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(870): View more from Arkansas

Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?

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(870): Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits? http://tfl.nu/zxqx

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(586): View more from Michigan

When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach

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(586): When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach http://tfl.nu/tgf3

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(336): View more from North Carolina

he said i'm too pretty to suck penis

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(336): he said i'm too pretty to suck penis http://tfl.nu/wzvb

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(734): View more from Michigan

we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".

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(734): we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS". http://tfl.nu/4yux

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(972): View more from Texas

And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.

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(972): And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P. http://tfl.nu/17d7

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(517): View more from Michigan

Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.

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(517): Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever. http://tfl.nu/y7ox

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(224): View more from Illinois

The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.

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(224): The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal. http://tfl.nu/xpa1

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(404): View more from Georgia

Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?

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(404): Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them? http://tfl.nu/hlb3

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(858): View more from California

I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth

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Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?

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(858): I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth (1-858): Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again? http://tfl.nu/8rfw

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(709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

Is my tampon string too long for this dress?

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(709): Is my tampon string too long for this dress? http://tfl.nu/pjcs

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(651): View more from Minnesota

sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure

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you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends

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(651): sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure (1-651): you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends http://tfl.nu/j2wt

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Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care

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(307): Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care http://tfl.nu/5v6y

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