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We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.

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(305): We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction. http://tfl.nu/e3vr

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I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone

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(248): I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone http://tfl.nu/ll67

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I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.

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(612): I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy. http://tfl.nu/yhkq

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if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?

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followup question: what if both somones were me?

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(610): if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/? (610): followup question: what if both somones were me? http://tfl.nu/emdv

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I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds

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(702): I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds http://tfl.nu/4g7g

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naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor

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(480): naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor http://tfl.nu/fgya

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I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?

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(410): I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this? http://tfl.nu/lrwi

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Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.

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(416): Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management. http://tfl.nu/afuw

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the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side

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(425): the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side http://tfl.nu/wowf

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I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."

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(780): I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked." http://tfl.nu/ikiz

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somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.

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(201): somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors. http://tfl.nu/tdd7

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I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.

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(781): I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket. http://tfl.nu/zypb

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she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho

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(770): she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho http://tfl.nu/uw8w

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He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.

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(703): He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy. http://tfl.nu/uk4y

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she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.

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(617): she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment. http://tfl.nu/vrz7

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