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i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
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