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why im i the only drunk person in the library?

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(303): why im i the only drunk person in the library? http://tfl.nu/z5jl

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we should wear snuggies to the strip club

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(918): we should wear snuggies to the strip club http://tfl.nu/cih2

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she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.

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(970): she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park. http://tfl.nu/5xdu

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some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.

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(913): some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night. http://tfl.nu/2xhx

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I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex

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(916): I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex http://tfl.nu/qjjk

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so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.

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(402): so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either. http://tfl.nu/umcw

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you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water

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(508): you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water http://tfl.nu/opqy

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Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.

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(617): Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning. http://tfl.nu/86da

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omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life

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(604): omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life http://tfl.nu/up0q

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just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud

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(863): just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud http://tfl.nu/54kw

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(503): View more from Oregon

this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"

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dude.

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yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.

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(503): this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor" (541): dude. (503): yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating. http://tfl.nu/t5uc

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It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like

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(757): It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like http://tfl.nu/masc

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I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.

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(443): I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding. http://tfl.nu/l068

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I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...

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(416): I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed... http://tfl.nu/ew3h

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the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.

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(310): the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him. http://tfl.nu/jidd

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