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my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.

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(610): my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while. http://tfl.nu/6x6m

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(303): View more from Colorado

She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now

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(303): She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now http://tfl.nu/p6no

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(308): View more from Nebraska

yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time

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(308): yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time http://tfl.nu/mn2j

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After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"

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(518): After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you" http://tfl.nu/k4ce

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(204): View more from Manitoba

The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.

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(204): The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume. http://tfl.nu/wyb3

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(770): View more from Georgia

You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!

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Oh yeah.

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(770): You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend! (706): Oh yeah. http://tfl.nu/uvwd

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(714): View more from California

Being a girl sucks.

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Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too

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(714): Being a girl sucks. (949): Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too http://tfl.nu/5qxe

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(614): View more from Ohio

just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.

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(614): just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use. http://tfl.nu/fu5v

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(917) i just came from walking.

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haha you just came from walking?

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(309): (917) i just came from walking. (309) haha you just came from walking? http://tfl.nu/6hd4

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(912): View more from Georgia

Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?

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(912): Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance? http://tfl.nu/favq

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I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.

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(615): I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked. http://tfl.nu/9nla

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?

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(508): i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever? http://tfl.nu/6llk

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(631): View more from New York

After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch

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that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her

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(631): After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch (1-631): that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her http://tfl.nu/x28l

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(540): View more from Virginia

my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged

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just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit

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(540): my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged (703): just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit http://tfl.nu/pac5

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(315): View more from New York

The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.

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(315): The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is. http://tfl.nu/aqok

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