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Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.

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(908): Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat. http://tfl.nu/zq2c

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I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)

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(803): I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack) http://tfl.nu/29kp

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it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink

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(815): it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink http://tfl.nu/effl

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his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.

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(224): his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this. http://tfl.nu/41n8

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Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.

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(504): Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon. http://tfl.nu/mwyy

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I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before

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(605): I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before http://tfl.nu/b07w

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I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.

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(414): I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat. http://tfl.nu/rv4w

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Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.

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(218): Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace. http://tfl.nu/81g3

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I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.

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(301): I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss. http://tfl.nu/xujk

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I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.

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(803): I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone. http://tfl.nu/wy7e

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I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.

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We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.

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I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!

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(801): I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high. (1-801): We could get him to build Inspector Gadget. (801): I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!! http://tfl.nu/5lpc

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I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love

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(561): I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love http://tfl.nu/jtcg

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nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked

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(360): nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked http://tfl.nu/nh0r

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My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.

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(619): My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words. http://tfl.nu/bbmw

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New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah

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(203): New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah http://tfl.nu/j6rb

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