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    (217): View more from Illinois

    I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...

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    (206): View more from Washington

    There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.

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    (248): View more from Michigan

    Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.

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    (254): View more from Texas

    oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.

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    (972): View more from Texas

    she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.

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    (314): View more from Missouri

    just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college

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    (913): View more from Kansas

    He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.

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    (919): View more from North Carolina

    i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen

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    (630): View more from Illinois

    Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.

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    (551): View more from New Jersey

    She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does

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    (910): View more from North Carolina

    I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination

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    (908): View more from New Jersey

    he told me I talked like a deaf person

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    (817): View more from Texas

    Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation

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    (718): View more from New York

    I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?

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    (336): View more from North Carolina

    the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood

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