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part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic

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(678): part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic http://tfl.nu/3j2g

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So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.

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(702): So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college. http://tfl.nu/456d

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He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.

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(510): He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him. http://tfl.nu/gqvc

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I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex

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(352): I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex http://tfl.nu/73ql

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(503): View more from Oregon

she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!

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(503): she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!! http://tfl.nu/wu20

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And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.

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(604): And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life. http://tfl.nu/s6zp

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(240): View more from Maryland

Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"

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(240): Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug" http://tfl.nu/c6tu

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i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.

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(831): i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse. http://tfl.nu/jxr4

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(818): View more from California

I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie

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(818): I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie http://tfl.nu/1ta9

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(410): View more from Maryland

After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.

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(410): After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out. http://tfl.nu/7wcs

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(319): View more from Iowa

the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler

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(319): the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler http://tfl.nu/fwfa

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you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"

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(434): you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek" http://tfl.nu/8u1v

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He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."

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(740): He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork." http://tfl.nu/fte3

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Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.

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(516): Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America. http://tfl.nu/zzy7

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...

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(414): I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america... http://tfl.nu/w5je

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