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After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."

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(708): After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded." http://tfl.nu/j96i

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Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.

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(760): Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate. http://tfl.nu/nm6j

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End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.

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(914): End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide. http://tfl.nu/bl6v

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First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.

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(818): First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex. http://tfl.nu/u5cb

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he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.

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(406): he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut. http://tfl.nu/l4ub

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you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face

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(518): you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face http://tfl.nu/32pr

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so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.

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(708): so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened. http://tfl.nu/8b76

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i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself

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(419): i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself http://tfl.nu/tgru

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they said they heard you say put it in my butt

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(207): they said they heard you say put it in my butt http://tfl.nu/b3wk

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can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?

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(208): can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened? http://tfl.nu/sf3c

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on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left

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(713): on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left http://tfl.nu/gb7d

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So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".

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(306): So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation". http://tfl.nu/h2mq

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I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.

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(727): I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights. http://tfl.nu/lg7e

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kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.

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(201): kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success. http://tfl.nu/o0d4

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I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.

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(256): I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me. http://tfl.nu/r79q

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