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I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
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