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I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
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