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OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
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