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(708): View more from Illinois

You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.

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(708): You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice. http://tfl.nu/p63x

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(941): View more from Florida

When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.

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(941): When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel. http://tfl.nu/2hjl

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I'm drunk at 3:28

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I'm jealous as shit at 3:34

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(913): I'm drunk at 3:28 (816): I'm jealous as shit at 3:34 http://tfl.nu/umrv

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(562): View more from California

I bought something for you today. You'll love it.

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What is it? Drugs?

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(562): I bought something for you today. You'll love it. (909): What is it? Drugs? http://tfl.nu/q4iy

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Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.

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This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.

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(720): Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag. (303): This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two. http://tfl.nu/02n3

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(330): View more from Ohio

i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.

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(330): i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame. http://tfl.nu/xq0z

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(870): View more from Arkansas

I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"

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(870): I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough" http://tfl.nu/ficv

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I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me

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(801): I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me http://tfl.nu/6usl

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(706): View more from Georgia

Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.

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(706): Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes. http://tfl.nu/784u

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(303): View more from Colorado

i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.

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(303): i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower. http://tfl.nu/pdu2

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(319): View more from Iowa

I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.

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(319): I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you. http://tfl.nu/2phb

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(707): View more from California

DON'T WEAR PANTS.

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I REPEAT.

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DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.

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(707): DON'T WEAR PANTS. (707): I REPEAT. (707): DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS. http://tfl.nu/9ogh

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(480): View more from Arizona

She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.

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(480): She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine. http://tfl.nu/3eun

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(714): View more from California

I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina

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(714): I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina http://tfl.nu/xr6a

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(802): View more from Vermont

I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom

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(802): I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom http://tfl.nu/99fe

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