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Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
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