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I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me

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(860): I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me http://tfl.nu/egc4

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WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO

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(214): WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO http://tfl.nu/p2cw

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The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.

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(732): The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack. http://tfl.nu/qgyn

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(207): View more from Maine

By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.

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(207): By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms. http://tfl.nu/wdsi

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(616): View more from Michigan

We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?

(609): View more from New Jersey

Helmets.

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(616): We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids? (609): Helmets. http://tfl.nu/n1xg

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(206): View more from Washington

If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.

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(206): If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever. http://tfl.nu/y5vi

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i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.

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(815): i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar. http://tfl.nu/c912

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(336): View more from North Carolina

Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"

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(336): Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem" http://tfl.nu/nmt9

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I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.

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Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.

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(952): I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face. (952): Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him. http://tfl.nu/f0ba

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One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.

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Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!

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(618): One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat. (1-618): Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research! http://tfl.nu/3g8w

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You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex

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...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship

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(816): You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex (816): ...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship http://tfl.nu/eny9

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Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!

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(787): Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud! http://tfl.nu/y0cl

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It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.

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The student becomes the teacher.

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(816): It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar. (314): The student becomes the teacher. http://tfl.nu/thu8

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(541): View more from Oregon

And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.

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(541): And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual. http://tfl.nu/zw2q

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My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.

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(262): My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels. http://tfl.nu/4t4s

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