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Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
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