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at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
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