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I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
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