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Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
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