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(530): View more from California

Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.

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(530): Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs. http://tfl.nu/m09k

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(240): View more from Maryland

Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you

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Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina

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(240): Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you (1-240): Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina http://tfl.nu/ytzu

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Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.

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(613): Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived. http://tfl.nu/meie

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(651): View more from Minnesota

We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.

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(651): We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it. http://tfl.nu/ubme

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(650): View more from California

I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?

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I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak

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(650): I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up? (831): I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak http://tfl.nu/xa8u

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I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?

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(813): I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight? http://tfl.nu/eoxv

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(518): View more from New York

I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean

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(518): I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean http://tfl.nu/nhpo

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I fill condoms, not promises.

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(812): I fill condoms, not promises. http://tfl.nu/fzpc

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(618): View more from Illinois

One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.

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Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!

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(618): One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat. (1-618): Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research! http://tfl.nu/3g8w

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(256): View more from Alabama

It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'

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(256): It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!' http://tfl.nu/6btj

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I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material

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(+44): I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material http://tfl.nu/6zdu

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Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.

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(516): Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN. http://tfl.nu/0bkl

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As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.

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(202): As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap. http://tfl.nu/n79z

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My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means

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ITS ORAL SEX CAROL

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(651): My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means (651): ITS ORAL SEX CAROL http://tfl.nu/ccj7

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(574): View more from Indiana

she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to

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(574): she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to http://tfl.nu/1loy

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