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These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
okay pat passed out under dana's car
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
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