Texts From Last Night

Last Night in Illinois (309)

Sort By: Date / Good Night / Bad Night

• Favorite

  (309): View more from Illinois

  She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (309): She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat" http://tfl.nu/3rr9
  Replies (6) Good night (898) Bad night (2185) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (309): View more from Illinois

  I stole so many things from the ER last night.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (309): I stole so many things from the ER last night. http://tfl.nu/lt6b
  Replies (10) Good night (2489) Bad night (844) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (309): View more from Illinois

  don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (309): don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia. http://tfl.nu/2ibq
  Replies (6) Good night (1804) Bad night (852) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (309): View more from Illinois

  they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (309): they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy. http://tfl.nu/yj0s
  Replies (5) Good night (3906) Bad night (1369)
• Favorite

  (309): View more from Illinois

  I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (309): I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard. http://tfl.nu/r907
  Replies (4) Good night (2765) Bad night (742) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (217): View more from Illinois

  Did everyone make it back alive?

  (309): View more from Illinois

  You say that with such hope.

  (217): View more from Illinois

  Is that a no?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (217): Did everyone make it back alive? (309): You say that with such hope. (217): Is that a no? http://tfl.nu/rkmk
  Replies (3) Good night (3127) Bad night (789)
• Favorite

  (309): View more from Illinois

  Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (309): Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around.. http://tfl.nu/cqm4
  Replies (4) Good night (2451) Bad night (875) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (309): View more from Illinois

  I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (309): I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights. http://tfl.nu/c1hf
  Replies (5) Good night (1512) Bad night (1150) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (309): View more from Illinois

  Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (309): Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me. http://tfl.nu/c51e
  Replies (7) Good night (991) Bad night (2105) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (309): View more from Illinois

  They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (309): They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend http://tfl.nu/32kc
  Replies (2) Good night (2155) Bad night (566) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (309): View more from Illinois

  with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (309): with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone. http://tfl.nu/1pr2
  Replies (9) Good night (4021) Bad night (632) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (309): View more from Illinois

  Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (309): Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door http://tfl.nu/czgy
  Replies (8) Good night (1161) Bad night (3126) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (309): View more from Illinois

  I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (309): I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches. http://tfl.nu/dizl
  Replies (19) Good night (7703) Bad night (970) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (309): View more from Illinois

  stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (309): stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof. http://tfl.nu/lut1
  Replies (8) Good night (2679) Bad night (798) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (309): View more from Illinois

  I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (309): I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar. http://tfl.nu/nec2
  Replies (8) Good night (3504) Bad night (703) Order T-Shirt