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I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.

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(206): I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house. http://tfl.nu/11j4

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Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.

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(206): Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago. http://tfl.nu/wvly

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Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.

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Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.

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Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.

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(206): Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack. (1-206): Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on. (206): Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together. http://tfl.nu/xcw6

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I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.

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(206): I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again. http://tfl.nu/7eb6

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I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.

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(206): I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship. http://tfl.nu/s5mh

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When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.

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(206): When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later. http://tfl.nu/tpks

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Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.

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(206): Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack. http://tfl.nu/15rr

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The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.

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(206): The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry. http://tfl.nu/174k

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What goes on in that head of yours?

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Gay sex, for the most part. Why?

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(425): What goes on in that head of yours? (206): Gay sex, for the most part. Why? http://tfl.nu/64li

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Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.

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(206): Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me. http://tfl.nu/grf1

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Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.

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(206): Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea. http://tfl.nu/pnkf

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Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her

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(206): Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her http://tfl.nu/6f57

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You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.

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The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!

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(425): You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy. (206): The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!! http://tfl.nu/5bns

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The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.

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(206): The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again. http://tfl.nu/xffh

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She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient

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(206): She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient http://tfl.nu/4t82

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