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Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
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