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Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss

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(724): Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss http://tfl.nu/6mbx

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You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.

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(724): You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails. http://tfl.nu/klfg

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NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.

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(724): NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside. http://tfl.nu/mev5

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I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.

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(724): I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed. http://tfl.nu/6i3f

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I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.

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(724): I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging. http://tfl.nu/fmu5

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He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.

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(724): He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina. http://tfl.nu/qqw5

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you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer

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(724): you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer http://tfl.nu/1l7a

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They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game

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(724): They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game http://tfl.nu/pqbb

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He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.

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(724): He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot. http://tfl.nu/rv64

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oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"

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(724): oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis" http://tfl.nu/2s94

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$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.

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(724): $200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm. http://tfl.nu/59s4

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I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.

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(724): I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport. http://tfl.nu/pho6

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This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.

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(724): This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends. http://tfl.nu/8qq1

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I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.

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(724): I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror. http://tfl.nu/s26b

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Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time

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(724): Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time http://tfl.nu/5zkl

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